Silly Questions To Myself

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I Had A Cat Door

Yet Somehow It Disappeared

Maybe Cat Burglar

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Why Do You Put Poems

In My Head On The Sabbath

So I Can’t Write Them

 

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My Dear Nestle

Gingerbread Chocolate Pretzels

You Can Keep Them This Year

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Twelve Hundred Percent

Vitamin A For The Day

Slice Three Pumpkin Pie

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If Only Your Hairdresser

Knows For Sure

They Should Be The Answer Man

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And Bob’s Your Uncle

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We Say The Back Yard

But They Call This A Garden

Let’s Have A Fry Up

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A Breakfast Buffet

Delectable  Beans On Toast ?

Or Bubble And Squeak

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Like Bobble And Squid

Think Potatoes And Cabbage

Please Have Some Nibbles

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We Call This A Snack

Alex Martin Hyman Sam

Bob’s Not My Uncle

 

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