Earlier Today Blowing In The Wind


“Most Beautiful Hair

I’ve Ever Seen In My Life”

Compliment Haiku


“If I Move Here

Will You Go Out To Dinner With Me

Am I Too Old”


Hearing This A Lot

After Falling Down Stairs

Across Escalators


At The Strangest Times

Taped To Hospital Board

Why Not A Windy Day




Can The Shark Sue ?


An Alleged Shark

Bit Someone Today

No One Saw The Shark Do This


(you’re in the ocean

who the heck do you think bit you

a vampire)




They actually called

the shark alleged on the news

in case he sued