Earlier Today Blowing In The Wind

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“Most Beautiful Hair

I’ve Ever Seen In My Life”

Compliment Haiku

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“If I Move Here

Will You Go Out To Dinner With Me

Am I Too Old”

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Hearing This A Lot

After Falling Down Stairs

Across Escalators

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At The Strangest Times

Taped To Hospital Board

Why Not A Windy Day

 

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Can The Shark Sue ?

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An Alleged Shark

Bit Someone Today

No One Saw The Shark Do This

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(you’re in the ocean

who the heck do you think bit you

a vampire)

 

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8/26

They actually called

the shark alleged on the news

in case he sued