Chattering Clemson Professor

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I Wish I had known

My punchline was a haiku

Did the professor

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During services

She yelled out stupid comments

Would not be quiet

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After the third week

She gave it to my uncle

The letter I sent

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Unintentionally

Not knowing my uncle

Fourteen people were

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WHEN You Go To School

And Become A Rabbi

Then We’ll Listen To You

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We were in the car

Driving to my neice’s bas mitzvoh

Atlanta

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Uncle was laughing

Guess I have to pay her dues

“no she never paid”

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She was the last straw

People’s silly comments

About the new Rabbi

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Sermon was too short

President did not want

To put on a clean shirt

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From the dry cleaners

Mrs. B did not like that

His cat slept with him

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Rabbi said thank-you

Then he went home to his cat

Wrote a short sermon

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(I don’t really know

if the sermon was short

everything else is true)